Campaign of the Month: November 2018

The Red Hand

The Litany of the Mewling Quims

The Inn of the Tired Horse was filled to the brim this evening, for it was a rare occasion that a bard of Hulio the Fair’s fame came all the way to this cursed outpost in the middle of nowhere. The surrounding farmsteads and villages all congregated to the inn that night, husbands bringing their children and wives.
All silently waited for the bard, adjusting his instrument, basking in the excitement from the crowd. After a while, he lifted his left hand for silence and thus started the Litany of the Mewling Quims

(to the tune of an Irish drinking song)

There once was this band
Of the Dreaded Red Hand
Who hailed from some foreign land

Their name was so grim
A prophecy that they’d win
If they’d just stop losing their limbs

At their head a Transmuter
Hasdrubal the looter
Though I sure wish he was cuter

By his hand many foes
Perished by his mighty blows
After which he made many poses

His companions all scribes
I’m not making some gibes
For this song is not for diatribes

Orfée is the Enchantress
Who’s stuck to convalesce
Her friends who will never impress

Nasah’s their Necromancer
But he looks like a prancer
Yet his arrows are something to answer

Rhea the Diviner
Paranoid you’d say of her
Always looking into her damn mirror

Samir’s the illusionist
Who the rumors persist
That his pants contains a huge penis

And Eydan Stormmane
Let’s not forget his name
For his reward still needs to be claimed

Under their fearless leader
Hasdrubal the Cleaver
They came for Whadi’s dead treasures

Entering Whadi’s Necropolis
Which made the ghouls hiss
They saw that things sure looked amiss

After the undead escaped
They just charged and got raped
But somehow survived and looked quite scraped

In the end they saved Whadi
All scratched up they looked funny
Their trousers dripping with pee-pee

Now my song’s filled to the brim
I cannot write more on whim
For the heroes called the Mewling Quims

I hope you’ll remember
The names of its members
For some will soon surely be dismembered

Now should you meet them
One day don’t spit your phlegm
Instead you should gift them some items

Especially ones with magic
That should do the trick
And make sure to give them to Samir

Now my song’s at an end
Spread the word to your friend
For The Mewling Quims will soon transcend

Into what we don’t know
But I’m sure we’ll go ‘whoa’
For their deaths will not make Whadi cry in woe

Comments

There goes all my corporate sponsors…

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

https://i.imgflip.com/12fwp0.jpg

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Wait ’till you hear the tune to it… teehee

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

There it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJBkprItRkc

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Must be thanks for the great post here you need to control panel in windows 10 seen the all function here for working.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Thank you very much for bringing the story of Mewling Quims that is so entertaining. I read out paperhelp.org reviews poetic story to my grandchildren and believe me they really liked this fascinating story.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

People including yourself interpret scripture because the Pharisee`s interpreded and distorted the regulation of Moses, you have a deep seated dislike of the Roman Catholic church and yet you understand so little approximately this church that Christ based on St,Peter and which the gates of Hell will by no means be successful in opposition to, Buy College Assignments

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Thanks for sharing good posts. It would really help people like me.
facebook baixar

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

McAfee programming gives the digital security services to ensure your hardware information,
you can experience its downloading and installing procedure of McAfee antivirus.
mcafee activate |
mcafee.com/activate |
www.mcafee.com/activate |
mcafee download |
norton setup |
norton.com/setup |
www.norton.com/setup |
norton download |
You will get the activation key in the wake of obtaining the McAfee product.
It is the 25-digit alphanumeric key which you will discover inside the product envelope
or in the email account in the event that you bought your McAfee setup on the web.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Internet security is a basic necessity for users to remain secure, protected from online threats.
To setup Norton antivirus on your computer visit norton setup.
These 3 simple steps of Norton setup can help you to easily log in, download, install, and enter the Norton setup key on the computer online.
office.com/setup |
www.office.com/setup |
office setup |
microsoft office download |
norton setup |
norton.com/setup |
www.norton.com/setup |
norton download |
When you download Microsoft Office from ms office,
you receive useful applications such as Excel, PowerPoint, Word, OneNote, Outlook, Teams, and so much
more along with a security blanket in some of the enterprise packages.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Norton programming gives the digital security services to ensure your hardware information,
you can experience its downloading and installing procedure of Norton antivirus.
norton setup ,
norton.com/setup ,
www.norton.com/setup ,
norton download ,
office.com/setup ,
www.office.com/setup ,
office setup ,
microsoft office download ,
You will get the activation key in the wake of obtaining the Norton product.
It is the 25-digit alphanumeric key which you will discover inside the product envelope
or in the email account in the event that you bought your Norton setup on the web.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Internet security is a basic necessity for users to remain secure, protected from online threats.
To setup Mcafee antivirus on your computer visit Mcafee setup.
These 3 simple steps of Mcafee setup can help you to easily log in, download, install, and enter the setup key on the computer online.
mcafee activate ,
mcafee.com/activate ,
www.mcafee.com/activate ,
mcafee download ,
office.com/setup ,
www.office.com/setup ,
office setup ,
microsoft office download ,
When you download Microsoft Office from ms office,
you receive useful applications such as Excel, PowerPoint, Word, OneNote, Outlook, Teams, and so much
more along with a security blanket in some of the enterprise packages.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

I’m what’s also encountering a near issue. Once visit https://www.sentencecorrector.biz/become-the-expert-sentence-fixer-follow-the-guidelines-to-error-free-sentences/ for more info. I have followed each induced construction yet, my cutting isn’t getting interest.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

The dispatch of Iceland’s Food Warehouse has given me epic fulfillment. One hire this homepage i hope you will like it. Seeing the concealed shot of each new business open section persistently fulfills me.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

I’m seeing things for the DVD for a long time regardless you have not given any update about it. I made on subject out of DVD yet I had various slip-up in writing​. Click http://www.grammerchecker.net/use-free-online-grammar-checker-with-corrections/ for further info. I would absolutely respect it if you could pass on this DVD at the most strong possibility.​​

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Thanks for this well written post, i’ll follow up for more updates if you keep posting them.
office.com/setup
mcafee.com/activate
Ms Office setup
office setup
www.office.com/setup

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Set up Microsoft 365 through microsoft365.com/setup and use Microsoft apps such as Word, PowerPoint, and Excel, online storage, cloud-connected features, and more. If you have a Microsoft account associated with Outlook, OneDrive, Xbox Live, or Skype, you can proceed with Microsoft 365 login
| microsoft365.com/setup | www.hp.com/go/wirelessprinting

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Visit ij.start.canon | ij.start canon and find out the best way to download Canon printer drivers. Canon printers are ideal for every situation wherever you need a document, paper, or photo print or even if you wish to scan, fax, and do more ijstart.canon will make you learn how to set up a canon printer to get advanced printing features. To complete your Canon ij printer setup with several connectivity options like WiFi, USB, Bluetooth, and others, see and follow below mentioned steps.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Enter Trend micro activation code on www.trendmciro.com/activate | www.trendmicro/activate to download and activate Trend Micro. To activate Trend micro, make sure you already have an activation code that you’ll probably enter on the trendmicro.com/activate site.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Canon Pixma MG 2522 is an all-in-one inkjet printer equipped with multifunctional features like printer, scanner, and copier.
Canon.com/ijsetup/mg2522 |
Canon.com/ijsetup mg2522
| microsoft365.com/setup

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Install www.trendmicro/activate from the official site and get the trend micro activation key to complete the process.

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
 

Thanks for your great information. I like this topic. This site has lots of advantage. We are top
visit us:
canon.com/setup
123.hp.com/setup
Mcafee.com/activate
Webroot.com/safe
Mcafee.com/activate

The Litany of the Mewling Quims
Cardinalis SebDano

I'm sorry, but we no longer support this web browser. Please upgrade your browser or install Chrome or Firefox to enjoy the full functionality of this site.